last chance training

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:24:33 +1100

Yep, this morning was my last chance training session. Because tomorrow is the day I go shopping for a pair of swimmers. See, I've been trialling this new way of living where I take one day at a time. Just live that day. Don't worry about the fut...

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things that go bump in the night

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:04:26 +1100

Sometimes, when its late at night, and I'm lying in bed trying to sleep, I feel like walking up to Lizzie's room and saying to her what the fuck are you actually doing? Because it sounds to me like she's moving a large herd of cattle through a ...

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mr king parrot comes to visit

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:25:42 +1100

Thank god its only 24 degrees today. Thats 20 degrees cooler than yesterday. We've had four days over 40 (thats over 100). Tells of a hot summer coming up. Already bush fires all over the state. And yesterday this poor old King Parrot dropped by ...

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baby freaks out

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:22:04 +1100

I was walking home the other night and I saw this baby living in a window. She looked extremely alarmed. I can see why now. She has to live in that glass box with the freaky half face there on the right. It's like she's saying - get me the fuck...

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hot doggie

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:06:44 +1100

It's 43 degrees celsius here today - which is about 109 fahrenheit. Just round it up to bloody hot. I probably should go out and water the tomatoes but last time I went outside I thought I might suffocate. I was going to bake chickens for dinner ...

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fighting genetics

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:11:44 +1100

I have come to the conclusion that no matter how far I run, how many lunges I do, how many upward dogs and downward dogs, three legged dogs or pigeon fuckers I do, I will always have my mothers legs. It has been a disappointing realisation. By ...

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QotD: It's a Zoo in Here!

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:41:21 +1100

What's the first exhibit you visit at the zoo? I personally find the zoo to be the most depressing place you could ever visit. I know they've come a long way but they're still bloody awful places so I try to avoid them. However I did once have y...

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vintage black and white photos

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:45:47 +1100

Some of Papa's photos mum found in an old album. Diggers Ball, rural NSW - 1952.

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the maths teacher

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:10:03 +1100

Well, Lizzie's school report came home today. And before I start I just have to point out that she did lose her mojo this year. I dunno what happened. Friends, boyfriend, parties, turning 17. Shit happens. But it came back, so she told me we have...

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the home made swimmers

nobody@vox.com(cat) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:00:55 +1100

After looking through old photos of myself and my sibs when we were kids, I have come to the conclusion that we must have worn the most ridiculous, daggy swimmers you could ever hope (not) to see. Now I myself only saw my mother sew once, when sh...

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